Vampires Will Never Hurt You

ISBN: 978-1-5323-8385-4
By: Oratz, Devon


Gilead is a sleepy New England town with more than its share of dark secrets. Jack and Jill are two half-crazed teenage lovers that can’t wait to get out—if they don’t kill each other first. Simon Stark is a private detective with secrets of his own, who’s come to Gilead in search of a mysterious painting. Hope Hadley is a normal teenage girl in Gilead for depressingly mundane reasons—a court ordered visit with her estranged father. No one is prepared for the horde of bloodthirsty vampires that will forever shatter the quiet of Gilead’s nights. But they are coming.


Devon Oratz

Devon Oratz is a writer, professional game designer, and general all-purpose nerd, who lives alone, somewhere, with his dog, The Artful Dodger. He has ten or so publication credits for his work on the Shadowrun game line, and own tabletop roleplaying games have been nominated for multiple ENnie awards. This is his first published novel and has been trying to reach that finish line in one form or another since at least 2004. He thinks that vampires probably aren't real--at least not in a literal sense--but he'd never be comfortable saying he's 100% sure.